Join me on this wild ride as I try to blend in as an alien on Earth before I head back to my planet!
I’ve been living on this amazing planet for a while now, and I have to say—it’s been one heck of a journey. From the very first step I took on this vibrant blue sphere, I knew I was in for something special. But now, with my return home drawing near, I’m caught in a whirlwind of emotions. There’s excitement, sure—but also a deep, unexpected sadness.
Fitting in with humans hasn’t exactly been easy. Your customs? Complex. Your languages? Confusing. Your obsession with small talk? Still baffling. I’ve fumbled through social norms, nodded along to jokes I didn’t understand, and smiled through awkward dinners where I had no clue what fork to use (you really have so many forks). And don’t even get me started on spicy food—let’s just say my mouth was on fire for three days after trying something called “ghost pepper sauce.”
There have been moments I felt completely out of place, like an alien among you and a cosmic misfit in a world that wasn’t built for me. My human friends tried to be supportive, but they couldn’t really grasp what it’s like to be from another world. And that’s okay—it’s not their fault. But the loneliness that comes with that… it’s real.
Still, despite the stumbles, there have been moments of pure magic. Like the time I watched the sunset over the ocean and forgot, for just a second, that I was a visitor. Or the deep, late-night conversations with friends who made me feel seen, even if they didn’t fully understand me. Or dancing at a music festival and feeling the beat sync with my twin hearts. Earth has a way of getting under your skin.
And you know what surprised me the most? The kindness. The curiosity. The way some humans looked at me—not as something strange or dangerous—but as someone worth getting to know. Those friendships… they’ve changed me.
I’ve learned so much here—about your sciences, your philosophies, your endless capacity for love and destruction, creativity and chaos. Earth is a paradox, a planet of contradictions, but also one of beauty and hope. Over time, it became more than just my assignment. It became a second home.
And that’s what’s made it so hard to leave.
There’s a part of me that wants to stay. To keep exploring, keep learning, keep laughing at your memes (seriously, your humor is weird but addictive). But my mission is ending, and I have responsibilities back home. My people are waiting.
So, as I prepare to say goodbye, I carry with me everything I’ve felt, everything I’ve seen, and everything you’ve taught me. I don’t know if I’ll ever return—but I know this: I’ll never forget Earth and The Bio Energy. And I’ll never forget you.
So what do you think? Do you believe aliens like me could walk among you—blending in, learning, living, loving? Or is it all just the stuff of science fiction?
Until then, Earthlings… stay curious.
🛸💫🌍
